break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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