i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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