I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
worst night to have a conscience
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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