so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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