This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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