"it" just moved
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
COCAINE IS GR8
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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