I heard we made out
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Pants are for mortals
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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