I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I am full of burrito and curiosity
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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