yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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