in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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