that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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