it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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