You're completely useless in the revolution.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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