Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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