This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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