Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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