And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
