Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The air was thick with penises
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
