Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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