best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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