I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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