Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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