Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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