What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
