i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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