Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
