Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he puts the penis in happiness.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
