guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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