I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
