I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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