Don't you send me to vm
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So squirting runs in the family.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
