so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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