ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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