We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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