She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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