Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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