things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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