i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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