i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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