Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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