Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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