It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My liver just broke up with me...
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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