I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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