If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't like sucking hair
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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