We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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