How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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