If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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