Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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