i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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