so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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