No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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