I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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