I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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