Christians are straight up FREAKS
i think my tv is drunk
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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