So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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